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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un terorist arab ii scrie sefului: &#8220;Salam Aleikum, salutam cu rezbect la jefu&#8217;! Aderizat la Romania cu bomba la valiza ascuns bine; draguţ fara problem control aerobort, fiinca mai gasit un bagaj pierdut pe drum. Pastrat dolar american blestemat, pentru construit aigea bomba noua; dat jumadate la daxi, jumatate furat tigan din buzunar. Indalnit frate [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=2238&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Avem poet national! Avem concurs national!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 18:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Asociatia O sansa pentru viitor si doamna deputat Alina Gorghiu     Pentru ca sprijinim orice demers cultural si orice fel de activitate educativa, va invitam duminica 15 ianuarie 2012 la Comemorarea a 162 de ani de la nasterea poetului national, Mihai Eminescu. Evenimentul se va desfasura sub forma unui concurs de recitari de poezii [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=2208&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>BACALAUREAT 2011 &#8211; subiecte adaptate rezolvarii prin SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 15:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bacu' adaptat la... nevoi si neam! 
Subiectul II (Matematică) 
1. Aflați valoarea lui x din ecuația: x = 2.
2. Suma a două numere este 4. Numerele sunt egale. Aflați măcar unul din cele două numere.
3. Calistrat avea 10 ani când mama lui l-a ars cu un fier încins pentru că a luat un 9 la matematică. Câți ani are Calistrat la 2 ani după tristul eveniment?
4. Desenați un pătrat.
5. Imaginați-vă un trunchi de piramidă triunghiulară regulată.
6. Puneți în ordine crescătoare numerele: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.
7. Gândiți-vă la două numere la alegere și scrieți-l pe cel mai mare.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=1531&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sevrajul unui drojdier raționalist</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 20:59:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mă doare abstinenţa îmbrăţişată ieri&#8230; În mlaştina aridă, la ce poţi să mai speri? Visez ţoiul ce astăzi aş savura avid&#8230; Apetisante forme! Apetisant lichid!   Procentul de plăcere şi practica-n&#8230; &#8220;misiuni&#8221;, Proporţia pasiunii, delir prin dimensiuni, O progresivă vină culpabilă-n amor, Dar îndestulătoare pentru&#8230; consumator.   Trădez toana de şolduri şi uit de orice [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=2007&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Când viaţa nu lămâie-ţi dă să faci vreo limonadă&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com/2011/06/07/cand-viata-nu-lamaie-ti-da-sa-faci-vreo-limonada/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 17:18:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apologia unui viitor fost beţiv
Nici n-am greşit, nici gura nu-mi miroase,
Eu n-am băut şi nici n-o s-o mai fac,
Parşivei vieţi plătesc acum ponoase,
Nu-s vinovat şi jur că nu mai tac!
Infam fatalitatea m-a-'nşelat
Când starea de-agregare şi-a schimbat...
Voi m-acuzaţi de-asemenea orori,
 Eu doar am cunoscut două surori...
Ademenit, doar am cedat un pic...
Să mi se limbe plimba-n gură, zău, vă zic!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=1890&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Aproape imperceptibil, însă orânduit!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2011 19:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O doamna imbracata fistichiu, cu parul extravagant vopsit in nuante de caramiziu, blond, verde si lila intra in cazinou cu putin inainte de finalul sus-mentionatei scene. Impetuoasa, loveste usa de la intrare de perete, isi sterge zgomotos cizmele pline de noroi pe mocheta ivorie si-si arunca umbrela uda intr-un colt. Zareste o tinerica imbracata sumar purtand pe o tavita un pahar inalt, trei sferturi populat de vin. Aspectului licoros al lichidului captiv in cristal nu-i poate rezista. Fara o vorba, fara vreo cerere de permisiune sau vreo incuviintare, intinde mana inmanusata si confisca paharul. Il duce la gura si soarbe cu nesat. O picatura prelinsa din inchisoarea buzelor insetate pune capat protestelor domnisoarei indignate.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=1897&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Să-i dăm Cezarului ce este-al său&#8230; chiar numai scârbă de ar fi să fie!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 15:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pe mort nu-l încălzeşte foarte tare
Costumul pregătit pentru când moare,
Nici porţelanul fin, de bun păstrat,
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		<title>Un critic&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com/2011/04/28/un-critic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 09:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nu-i lăsa mintea să vadă
Adevăr ce-am vrut să zic
Fiindcă-n-inimă un critic,
Ca şi-n suflet, este mic.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=1788&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Iepuraş prea-priceput, ce-mi aşterni la&#8230; aşternut?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 09:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, vă văd... vă-nfioraţi
Cu gându' l-aşa bărbaţi,
Însă, triste, vă-ntrebaţi
Câţi ani tre' să-i căutaţi?
Gata! Încetaţi bocitul!
Terminaţi cu scotocitul!
Iepuraşul v-a produs
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		<title>Iese-un ou de ciocolată dintr-un laş şi o moţată&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com/2011/04/23/iese-un-ou-de-ciocolata-dintr-un-las-si-o-motata/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2011 18:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Când ciocneşti un ou diseară
Te întreabă într-o doară:
Cum din iepure şi pui
Sporul fu... al oului?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=1685&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Paştele la &#8220;POFTA-N CUI&#8221; &#8211; catering pentru sătui!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2011 08:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Firma de catering POFTA-N CUI vă scapă de grija gătitului pentru sărbători: comandaţi masa de Paşte la noi!
SPECIALITATEA CASEI
meniul subvenţionat Trăiţi bine... ca tot românul...
RĂBDĂRI PRĂJITE ÎN SUC PROPRIU
(FRIPT)URĂ CU ACRITURI
COCKTAIL ALA-BALA-PORTOCALA
PRĂJITURĂ (DE)MENTĂ CU FRUNZULIŢĂ VERDE DE PARIS
Încercaţi şi noul... cod cu garnitură de asumare în varianta nesărată sau, după gust, cu sare pe coadă şi piper în ochi. Preparat exclusiv după o reţetă guvernamentală.
POFTĂ BUNĂ!!!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=1647&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Adevăr cu capul spart, în prezent asistat social, caut urgent oameni cu caracter&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2011 07:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adevăr cu capul spart, plămâni hipertrofici şi fără voce de atâta strigat, în prezent asistat social, caut urgent oameni cu caracter excepţional, dornici să mă pună mai presus de interese personale meschine şi să mă aşeze, după lege, în capul mesei. Posed ochi ieşiţi din orbite ca două cepe de disperare, urechi lungite de atâta [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=1624&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Guvernanţi, căutăm populaţie modestă, recunoscătoare&#8230; dispusă să ne voteze&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com/2011/04/22/guvernanti-cautam-populatie-modesta-recunoscatoare-dispusa-sa-ne-voteze/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 14:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guvernanţi, căutăm populaţie modestă, recunoscătoare, disciplinată şi răbdătoare până-n pânzele albe, consumatoare de gogoşi cu zăhărel, minciunele şi apă plată cu lămâie. Doritoarea trebuie să fie sănătoasă tun, gata educată şi civilizată, cu minţile bine băgate-n cap, să nu-şi ia cumva nasul la purtare, muncitoare şi fără pretenţii, dispusă să ne voteze. Găsitorului recompensă - o  punguţă cu doi bani impozabili.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=1607&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pierdut pensie amărâtă&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 09:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pierdut pensie amărâtă, pricăjită, subnutrită, de om serios cu simţul răspunderii şi 40 de ani de muncă neîntreruptă, contribuţie integrală, fără concedii medicale şi fiţe. Găsitorul... poate să o păstreze.
O declar nulă.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=1597&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Şi pierzi prieteni şi pierzi un gând&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2011 14:44:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sifilicaBLENOrel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Când ai greşit şi te loveşte Enormul cuvânt spus, Simţi în priviri cum te striveşte Respectul ce-a apus.  Şi pierzi prieteni şi pierzi un gând&#8230; Afurisită teamă! Te-&#8217;neacă vina de-a fi-&#8217;n curând Un ignorat de seamă.        Filed under: haz de necaz Tagged: tot romanu' e poet<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=1586&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mă iartă gură, aşadar&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com/2011/04/16/ma-iarta-gura-asadar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 13:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taci, gură, taci şi muşcă-ţi buza!
 Ştiu că preferi răcni...
Îngroapă-ţi în mirare muza
Şi-'nvaţă-a te jigni.
Mă iartă gură, aşadar,
De-a minţii acre poame
Fereşte-te şi zi măcar:
Mă iartă, dar... mi-e foame!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=1109&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ţigareta electronică originală Sailebao</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 04:50:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ieri le-am facut o vizita prietenilor mei Anca si Paul. Mi-au dat o veste minunata pe care o asteptam de vreun an, cam de cand s-au casatorit. In sfarsit s-au hotarat sa devina parinti. Este totusi o problema: amandoi sunt fumatori, asa ca i-am sfatuit sa renunte mai intai la tutun. Stiam de la Theo [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=1535&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Salutări de la Abrud&#8221; &#8211; scrisoarea lui Csibi Barna către mama lui</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2011 21:02:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dupe ce am ieşit de la urgenţe a fost mai bine la mine. Nu dureau toate oasele. De la reumatism, zicea medicu. La munte e mai frig. Treiasche Avram Iancu! (Aşe tre se strig de trei ori pe zi) Avram Iancu prieten la mine e. Pusilok, Cibi<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=1504&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cel mai blog de blog!</title>
		<link>http://sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com/2011/03/26/cel-mai-blog-de-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2011 06:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA["Salutation la patrie!"
Blog din toute la Roumanie
Ieri primit un grand cadeau
Si distrat misto-misto!
Regardez, credeti-moi,
Chiar a fost tres... olala!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sifilicablenorel.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11974483&amp;post=1513&amp;subd=sifilicablenorel&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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